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Spam Attack Notice

June 9, 2010

    (0609)Since yesterday afternoon I have been receiving large batches of e-mail "delivery failure" notices. After checking into it I have discovered that one of our e-mail accounts had been tampered with and used to send out what is called the "Puppy Spam". It is a message said to be from a Pamela Clemons claiming to be giving away puppies.

    I've made password changes and sent reports to my server administrators. So far I'm not seeing to much improvement as I am still getting these notices.

    If you received one of these Puppy e-mails. Ignore it, as far as I can tell your only getting one. And note, I am not Pamela and none of those messages were sent by me.

    I have also received replies from some of the recipiants of those SPAM mails. It is to bad that there are still people out there who actually feed into the spammers activities by responding back to them. They have then become part of the problem. Advice to all, you may research or have someone you trust do the research but " NEVER RESPOND TO A SPAMMER".

-Larry


Don't mind the laughing

New Element Discovered

    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

    When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, (Ad) an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.