Don't mind the laughing
A young blonde was on vacation in Louisiana and wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes. After much shopping, she decided she couldn't afford to buy any so she would just catch her own alligator and get her a pair that way.
Later that same day, a state trooper pulls over to the side of a levee where he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9' alligator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightening speed, she takes aim, kills the creature.....and, with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more dead alligators. As the trooper continues to watch in amazement, the blonde flips the gator on its back. Then, rolling her eyes and with much frustration, she shouts, "This one is barefoot, too!"